Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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