Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
the room spins SO much faster in panama
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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