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i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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