i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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