why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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