It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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