At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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