Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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