He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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