"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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