Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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