i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You smell like stripper and shame
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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