I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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