Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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