okay pat passed out under dana's car
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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