so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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