Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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