I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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