I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I need to sanitize my soul.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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