The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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