I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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