what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
