at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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