Nicole vs. Life
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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