from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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