If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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