I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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