Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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