How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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