Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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