At least make sure they are 18
Why
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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