he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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