your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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