the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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