My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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