Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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