Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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