dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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