how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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