I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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