You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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