dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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