i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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