Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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