Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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