I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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