Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I know her cup size but not her name....
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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