Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
