when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
bring money and cleavage
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
