I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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