I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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