Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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