What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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