Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I can't put those talents on a resume
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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