Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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