He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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