I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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