And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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